Last night both Ex Club and Fight Club were out. So I got totally wasted.
Ex Club told me my hair was rubbish, I refrained from telling them it brings all the boys to the yard but I did let them know it was better than theirs. I think they knew anyway really. Jealous girls are the worst kind.

Fight Club was really just a guy named Calvin, who was pretty much Tyler Durden, he hit on Emma Cave and she told him her BF was just round the corner, so he was like "I'll beat him up, you're really pretty" he was a great guy. Then he pulled some girl that came sat next to him, by telling her about how he hit on Emma Cave. He even said about how he told Emma he'd do something to her twice.
He told Slug and I that we were has best mates. Even though we had only just met him that night. Then he made Draper hit him in the stomach as hard as he could. After trying to wussy out for about 15 minutes Draper finally did it, and it didn't look like a bad hit, it sure was pretty forceful, but Calvin was like "Nah that's nothing mate. Nothing. Try again. I've lost more than you have." Then he got his guns out. They were fucking huge. Not in a Arnie sense, but in a really toned sense, they were hard, they bulged. He looked so skinny until he got out his perfect body.
Another thing that made me think he was Tyler Durden (Other than his agression, his body, and his smooth moves, charm and looks) was that he told anyone that would listen he had lost more than them. He surely had hit rock bottom.
In fact he was abit of an arse.
He was all "I've lost more than you, my dad and brother died, I want to fight" to everyone, and just generally started on lots of people. He was going to kick some John guys ass for talking to the girl he had pulled. The only way to stop him fighting everyone he saw appeared to be for me and Slug to say that we like that guy so he can't beat him up and then we had to hug Calvin alot to make him happy.
Slug wanted his number and to take him home. The girl got scared we'd turn Tyler gay so left early with him. She was also scared he'd beat up all her friends, but that was only a lame excuse to hide the real reason.
So that's the legend of Calvin.